here for that butchered native language rp

[blyat]

affectionate (or rude...) russian nicknames/phrases for use because I'm tired of googling

kiska/kotik - kitten/cat/pussy
zaika/zaya - bunny
myshonok - mouse
lapa/lapachka - little paw (similar to calling women 'tootsie' I guess?)
l'vionak - baby lion (often used for men)
solnyshka - sunshine
umnitsa - "that's my boy/girl"
milya (masc)/milaya (fem) - dear/darling/sweetheart
pupsik - baby doll
malysh (masc)/malyshka (fem) - baby
kroshka - crumb/breadcrumb (another 'baby' equivalent)
kukalka - baby/sweetheart (lit. 'dolly')
zolatka - precious (lit. 'gold')
tsvitochik - flower/little flower
potseluy menya - kiss me
printsessa - princess
dorogoy (masc)/dorogaya (fem) - dear/darling
liybimaya - darling/my love
krasotka - gorgeous/beauty

also some swear words/phrases:

blyat - fuck
da blyat - fuck yes
suka - bitch
suchka - little bitch
suchara - more offensive bitch variant
khuy - cock/dick (very popular lol)
mudak - asshole
poshol (masc)/poshla (fem) na khui - essentially 'fuck off from me'
idi v zhopu - less rude, telling someone to lit. 'go to ass'
pizdet/napizdet/propizdet - to talk/to lie/to talk without stopping
ne pizdi - "don't lie to me" (essentially calling bullshit)
pizdabol/pizdabolishe - calling someone a liar (the latter is used with more humor)
naebali - an exclamation that someone or you have been deceived by someone else
da ti yebanulsa - "you're crazy"
da ti yebanutiy (masc)/yebanutaya (fem) - "you're a moron"
durak (masc)/dura (fem) - an idiot
durachok (masc)/durochka (fem) - a little idiot/stupid (can be used affectionately lol)
konchat - to cum/ejaculate
koncha - the cum
drocher - someone who masturbates
khuyoviy - adjective for bad
govyonniy - shitty
govnyuk - a shitty man
srat - to shit
obosralsa - he shit his pants
podonok - jerk

and more specific phrases I dug up:

Ебать тя в рот [yebat tya v rot] - literally you're saying that one should be fucked in the mouth (because he made a mistake.)

В пизду! [v pizdu] - an exclamation in the situation when something is happening not like you wanted and you don't care anymore. Literally in a cunt.

В жопу! [v zhopu] - the same meaning, but less rude. Literally in an ass.

Пиздец! or Нам пиздец [pizdets, nam pizdets] - the situation is very bad, we're in trouble, we fucked up.

Да ебал я это! [da yebal ya] - I don't care anymore. Literally you say that you fucked something.

Насрать [nasrat] - I don't care anymore. Literally you say that one should shit on something.

Ебальник закрой! [yebalnik zakroy] - Shut up! Strangely, ебальник means the mouth even if literally it is an instrument to fuck.

Ёбаный насос! [yobaniy nasos] - Just an exclamation of amazement. Literally a fucked pump. Sounds funny.

Ёб твою мать! [yob tvoyu mat] - the same as above. Literally fuck your mother. Doesn't sound funny.