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[blyat]

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[laozu]

What? Blisteringly cheerful and lacking in a sense of personal boundaries?

No, not always. It's who I like to be, though.

[blyat]

well its annoying

[Give him time.]

not gonna stop you from talking to abel, he can do whatever he wants

[laozu]

You're just grouchy.

[ listen, he's PERSISTENT, ask lan wangji............ ]

That's wonderful. I think he's a wonderful young man, and I didn't want to get to know him while excluding someone so important to him. That's all - plus, you're DARLING when you're grumpy.

[ i swear he's not flirting ( consciously ) he's just Like This ]

[blyat]

[Like... does this guy want a threesome, or what... also, Cain's teeth grit over someone so important as his eyes trace the text in his visual field. It's sensitive. He doesn't want a stranger assuming they know what's going on between him and Abel.]

dont include me
im fine
i dont need to be buddies with some weirdo like you

[laozu]

[ honestly, if it gets a rise out of someone - he'll tease until he dies, g......omen. also he wouldn't know what "flirting with a dude" is until it's shoved in his face and pointed out as exactly that and NOT just vulgar street-kid teasing. ]

Those are words said by someone who needs exactly that, mister grouchy.

Don't be afraid of being my friend, I'll treat you nicely! [ oh my god ]

[blyat]

no thanks
not afraid of shit
just gonna take more than one conversation for me to trust you
if you cant deal with that, bark up some other tree

[Ha... dog reference.]

[laozu]

And after we had such an intimate conversation about dying and death and you left your blood all over my hands as I valiantly tried to save you... goodness.

I'll show you I'm a GREAT friend to have, just you watch! My shidi was a prickly one, and Hanguang-jun was a work in progress in our long... long... whatever you call it. Eventual-partnership.

[blyat]

it was just a dream

[What is a shidi? He decides not to ask.]

why the hell are you putting so much effort into this

[laozu]

Maybe - but what I said about dying was true.

[ that it hurts; that he's died before, so he can speak from experience ]


Um, obviously because friendship is worth the effort! Earning your friendship is just as worth it as earning mister Abel's, or mister Markus's, or maiden Alex's. That's what it is.

[blyat]

youre fucking weird

[laozu]

And? Mister Cain, if you wanted to put me off working for even a fledgling friendship with you, you need to be harsher than that - really get under my skin!

[blyat]

wait
are you seriously trying to tell me how to get you to fuck off

[Why does this just keep getting MORE ABSURD...]

[laozu]

You're surprised? It's just that I doubt you could do it - you don't know me well enough to effectively push me away. Maybe get to know me better, and you'll find a way to be free of my presence.

[ it sounds cyclical. lbh it is - it's just weirdo reverse psychology now. ]

Hit me up sometime, I know some amazing drinking games to really break the ice.

[blyat]

ok, so you wanna be friends with abel and me
and play drinking games
you sure thats it?
kinda sounds like something else

[laozu]

Eh?

Why would it be anything else?

[blyat]

nobodys that eager to get along with someone unless they wanna get laid

[laozu]

[laozu]

I think you're misunderstanding me, mister Cain.

[blyat]

you sure?

[laozu]

As sure as my surname is Wei. My feelings... uh. My feelings for you are friendly.

Have I miscommunicated this in some way? [ WHERE DID HE GO WRONG ]

[blyat]

"cute navigator"
"held hands"
"bring him to visit me"
"how could i ignore him in his time of need"

are you that fucking dense

[laozu]

Do you not hold hands where you come from?

[ cain................................. ]

Also, why would "come visit me" mean I want to -- get laid. You think my teasing is because I want to get into your pants? It's not, not at all! Ask Lan Wangji, I've been this type of person since childhood and it doesn't mean anything unscrupulous towards you or mister Abel!!! You're very handsome young men, but I assure you I do not want to have sex with either of you!

[blyat]

why would i hold hands with some random guy unless i wanted to fuck him, yeah

[Isn't that how it works?]

you ignored the rest though, calling him cute
his time of need
so you just flirt and dont even realize it?

[laozu]

I've held hands with a lot of people I never wanted to have sex with! Lan Wangji! Nie Huaisang! Jiang Wanyin! My shijie!

[ isn't THAT how it works? ]

He was crying over your absence, I'd say he needed someone right then. And how can you deny that he has a gentle face, we talk about [physiognomy] and faces and looks all the time where I come from!

[ there are literally brackets in that statement, because the auto-translator couldn't figure out the closest translation of something standardized in the system that is a further translation of what he's actually saying, which is very old ]





IS THIS WHAT FLIRTING IS IN THE FUTURE????

[blyat]

[What the fuck is physiognomy.]

but didnt you say "youve always been this way"
so youve always been a flirt and you didnt know it?
should i ask lan whatever his name is
hes here right? think i met him