You know my name and that I'm afraid of dogs, you have the ADVANTAGE!
[ someone who's been threatened by a hella' powerful woman with a whip all his life ]
Are you really that mad at me for a little prank? I won't do it again, I promise! We'll inevitably be exposed to something weird - where one strange thing happens, other events are soon to follow. It's just the way of things, "raining and pouring", you know?
Well, I won't BEG you to trust me. Still, I'm not a terrible person who has it out for you or anything. I'll be nicer though; I want to keep speaking with mister Abel without you threatening me so often after all. I wouldn't mind speaking with you more either.
[ listen, he's PERSISTENT, ask lan wangji............ ]
That's wonderful. I think he's a wonderful young man, and I didn't want to get to know him while excluding someone so important to him. That's all - plus, you're DARLING when you're grumpy.
[ i swear he's not flirting ( consciously ) he's just Like This ]
[Like... does this guy want a threesome, or what... also, Cain's teeth grit over someone so important as his eyes trace the text in his visual field. It's sensitive. He doesn't want a stranger assuming they know what's going on between him and Abel.]
dont include me im fine i dont need to be buddies with some weirdo like you
[ honestly, if it gets a rise out of someone - he'll tease until he dies, g......omen. also he wouldn't know what "flirting with a dude" is until it's shoved in his face and pointed out as exactly that and NOT just vulgar street-kid teasing. ]
Those are words said by someone who needs exactly that, mister grouchy.
Don't be afraid of being my friend, I'll treat you nicely! [ oh my god ]
And after we had such an intimate conversation about dying and death and you left your blood all over my hands as I valiantly tried to save you... goodness.
I'll show you I'm a GREAT friend to have, just you watch! My shidi was a prickly one, and Hanguang-jun was a work in progress in our long... long... whatever you call it. Eventual-partnership.
[ that it hurts; that he's died before, so he can speak from experience ]
Um, obviously because friendship is worth the effort! Earning your friendship is just as worth it as earning mister Abel's, or mister Markus's, or maiden Alex's. That's what it is.
And? Mister Cain, if you wanted to put me off working for even a fledgling friendship with you, you need to be harsher than that - really get under my skin!
You're surprised? It's just that I doubt you could do it - you don't know me well enough to effectively push me away. Maybe get to know me better, and you'll find a way to be free of my presence.
[ it sounds cyclical. lbh it is - it's just weirdo reverse psychology now. ]
Hit me up sometime, I know some amazing drinking games to really break the ice.
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[Who ignores a blatant threat like that?]
not planning on falling into those dreams any time soon
who says it can even happen again
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[ someone who's been threatened by a hella' powerful woman with a whip all his life ]
Are you really that mad at me for a little prank? I won't do it again, I promise! We'll inevitably be exposed to something weird - where one strange thing happens, other events are soon to follow. It's just the way of things, "raining and pouring", you know?
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that shits not the reason i dont trust you
i just dont trust you
and some trip into dream fantasy land doesnt change it over night
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No, not always. It's who I like to be, though.
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[Give him time.]
not gonna stop you from talking to abel, he can do whatever he wants
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[ listen, he's PERSISTENT, ask lan wangji............ ]
That's wonderful. I think he's a wonderful young man, and I didn't want to get to know him while excluding someone so important to him. That's all - plus, you're DARLING when you're grumpy.
[ i swear he's not flirting ( consciously ) he's just Like This ]
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dont include me
im fine
i dont need to be buddies with some weirdo like you
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Those are words said by someone who needs exactly that, mister grouchy.
Don't be afraid of being my friend, I'll treat you nicely! [ oh my god ]
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not afraid of shit
just gonna take more than one conversation for me to trust you
if you cant deal with that, bark up some other tree
[Ha... dog reference.]
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I'll show you I'm a GREAT friend to have, just you watch! My shidi was a prickly one, and Hanguang-jun was a work in progress in our long... long... whatever you call it. Eventual-partnership.
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[What is a shidi? He decides not to ask.]
why the hell are you putting so much effort into this
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[ that it hurts; that he's died before, so he can speak from experience ]
Um, obviously because friendship is worth the effort! Earning your friendship is just as worth it as earning mister Abel's, or mister Markus's, or maiden Alex's. That's what it is.
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are you seriously trying to tell me how to get you to fuck off
[Why does this just keep getting MORE ABSURD...]
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[ it sounds cyclical. lbh it is - it's just weirdo reverse psychology now. ]
Hit me up sometime, I know some amazing drinking games to really break the ice.
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and play drinking games
you sure thats it?
kinda sounds like something else
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Why would it be anything else?
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Have I miscommunicated this in some way? [ WHERE DID HE GO WRONG ]
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